Stephen Colbert Trolls South Korea for ‘Brown-Nosing’ Donald Trump
“Donald Trump, he’s still flying around the world. Collecting gifts wherever he goes. He’s like reverse Santa, ’cause you want to stay as far away from his lap as possible,” Colbert quipped as the audience erupted into a sea of laughter.
He continued: “Today Trump’s tour of Asia took him to his second favorite Korea, South, and they immediately started smooching on his keister.”
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Stephen Colbert made fun of menu during Donald Trump’s tour of East Asia.
“I’m not gonna say the Koreans brown-nosed him, but they got so far up there I’m pretty sure they snorted one of his tonsils,” he savagely joked.
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Colbert went on to point out that South Korea gifted Trump “the only thing he’s missing at this point: a big, golden crown.”
“And their official lunch featured mini beef patties with ketchup. They’re literally making him the Burger King,” the late-night host teased.
“Trump’s day ended with a dinner featuring leaders from all over the world — including Canadian prime minister Mark Carney, which Trump responded to by posting, ‘We didn’t come to South Korea to see Canada!'”
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Stephen Colbert Compares Donald Trump to a ‘Toddler’
Colbert comedically snubbed: “Well, we also didn’t come to South Korea to eat burger patties with ketchup — but that’s just traveling with a toddler for you.”
The beloved funny man explained why Trump is “mad at Carney,” noting the president’s outrage over a “Canadian anti-tariff commercial that had Ronald Reagan in it.” Colbert cited CNN reports about how Trump “did not engage with Carney” at the summit, joking, “He gave Carney the cold shoulder, or as they call it in Canada, the shoulder.”
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Colbert’s comments about a Canadian anti-tariff commercial were in reference to Trump fuming over the political advertisement.
The president claimed Canada was trying to “illegally influence” the United States Supreme Court as part of an upcoming tariff case.
“They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial, can you believe it?” Trump alleged while speaking to reporters on the South Lawn of the White House on Friday night, October 24, before departing for his trip to Malaysia.
