From a young age, most of us are taught some level of decorum when it comes to eating food. You put your napkin on your lap, you chew with your mouth closed, and you eat corn on the cob by chomping around the body of the cob and rotating slowly. Apparently world-renowned singer Michael Bublé never learned that lesson, however, because he was spotted as Disneyland eating corn like a man who has not only never eaten corn on the cob before, but who has never encountered corn on the cob in his life. Just, like, what the hell man?

What kind of bubble-boy lifestyle has Bublé been leading in which he has never attended a backyard barbecue? Or a state fair?But more importantly, who the hell gets corn on the cob at Disneyland? Is that chef Mickey’s signature dish? Is it just convenient to have a cob stick while on Space Mountain? Of course the real tragedy here that the internet will never be un-reminded how flat-out phallic a corn on the cob looks, especially when a person is attacking it from the top down like a barbarian.

And yet—despite all of this nonsense—Michael then doubled down on his insane food habits by eating an ice cream cone teeth first, which is cringe-worthy even just looking at. Is it possible that Michael has been on a liquid diet his whole life and literally just upgraded to solids last week? Whatever the reason, this man needs an intervention.